I went to Minnesota this past week. Here are some lessons I learned.
1. I am more afraid of bugs than they are of me.
The expressions parents use when their kid is scared of a tiny bug is, “they are more afraid of you than you are of them”. This is supposed to make the child feel better, or something. Well let me tell you, Minnesota bugs have no fear. They have the opposite of fear, which is ram-into-Tegan’s-face-over-and-over.
2. Airport time is not the same as real time.
When they tell you they can bump you up to another flight and that your already-checked-in bags will be right behind you, don’t believe them. The only bags you will receive are bags of LIES.
3. Riding a mechanical bull is awesome.
Seriously people, do it.
PS. I was locked out of my blog for awhile. If you had liked me on Facebook or added me on Twitter, you would have known this. Hint, hint.
